The life lessons that horror movies have taught us (humor version)

It is in French because I did this, but I put you a translation below...

Here I wanted to try to do something funny, after I do not guarantee that it will make you die of laughter ... I'm just explaining the truth.

-Ghostface taught me that eating you a door doesn't make you a credible serial killer.

-Freddy Krueger taught me that the man of your dreams is someone of all burnt and poorly dressed.

-Jason Voorhees taught me that when someone is squatting in your house, you have the right to dispose of it as you like.

-Michael Myers taught me that if people inflate you you have the right to take a knife to get rid of it.

-Jack Torrance taught me that alcohol is not the solutioin to your problems, but on the other hand an axe can help you to solve them.

-Leatherface taught me that we should not approach people who live in the woods, especially if they are inbred.

-Chucky taught me that dolls can be as weird and disturbed as human beings.

-Jigsaw taught me that if you wake up in a creepy place with any pitfalls on you or around you, it's that you've committed a foul and that you have to pay for it.

-Pennywise taught me that what is really scary is the clowns.

-Patrick Bateman taught me that you have to be wary of businessmen.

-Pinhead taught me that sado-masochists are not good friends to have.