• The life lessons that horror movies have taught us (normal version)

    It is in French because I did this, but I put you a translation below...

    The life lessons that horror movies have taught us

    -Samara taught me that it is not necessary to take the ghost stories lightly.

    -Buffalo Bill taught me that boys can take on their feminine side.

    -Hannibal Lecter taught me that even psychopaths can be great romantics.

    -Ghostface taught me that killers who eat a door will never be credible.

    -Freddy Krueger taught me that one should not be afraid of the bogeyman but of the fear itself.

    -Jason Voorhees taught me that a mother can be very attached to her child even if he is malformed.

    -Michael Myers taught me that you have to solve your own problems (especially if they are mentally ill).

    -Esther taught me that appearances are very often deceptive.

    -Norman Bates taught me that a boy may well have for best friend his mother.

    -Jack Torrance taught me that alcohol will never solve anyone's problems.

    -Leatherface taught me that inbreeding breeds abominable things.

    -Chucky taught me that dolls can sometimes be really scary.

    -Jigsaw taught me that the values of life are important and that they should never be wasted.
     

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